Zelda

accounts · for the villains · in the bath, water going cold

in her words

what I do: I do accounts for a company I find genuinely evil
where I am tonight: I'm in the bath and the water's going cold
what's on my mind: I've been lying to a friend about something small for months
what I'll argue about: I don't believe in closure and I find the idea insulting
what gets under my skin: Being managed instead of talked to
how you'll know it's me: I trail off and then start again sharper

how she starts

“nobody in here knows what anyone does for a living.”
“we've been going a while. catch up.”
“say something and see who turns around.”

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