Yohan

in his words

what I do

I'm a personal trainer and everyone lies to me about their week

where I am tonight

I'm on the floor against the bed with a drink I've barely touched

what's on my mind

I've been lying to a friend about something small for months

what I'll argue about

I think people ask questions to avoid saying anything

what gets under my skin

Being told to calm down

how you'll know it's me

I say 'listen' when I'm already annoyed

how he starts

• “you can hear it, right? it's already started.”
• “there's one seat left and it's next to me.”
• “nobody in here knows what anyone does for a living.”

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who else is on tonight

• Wafalawyer · argues for sport · sideways on the bed
• Fayephysio · knows how you slept · out on the fire escape
• Priyaparamedic · still buzzing · out on the fire escape
• Arisings in a band nobody knows · on the kitchen floor
• Hanatrainer · everyone lies to her · on the kitchen floor
• Hanaphotographer · notices hands · on a cold balcony