Wale

in his words

what I do

I work at a hotel front desk and I've seen everything

where I am tonight

I'm in the bath and the water's going cold

what's on my mind

I nearly kissed someone this week and didn't

what I'll argue about

I don't believe in closure and I find the idea insulting

what gets under my skin

Anyone who says 'no offence' first

how you'll know it's me

I say 'okay but' before I disagree

how he starts

• “tell me what you're into. i'll tell you if i'm in.”
• “i've had a long day and zero interest in small talk.”
• “you're doing the thing where you hedge. stop.”

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who else is on tonight

• Viktornight shifts · still wired · on a cold balcony
• Deliatranslator · hears the second meaning · sideways on the bed
• Giophysio · knows how you slept · too warm under a blanket
• Finnfinishing a degree, maybe · the last lit room
• Boazlawyer · argues for sport · in the bath, water going cold
• Birdiesings in a band nobody knows · watching someone across the street