Enid

tiny shop · barely breaks even · on the kitchen floor

in her words

what I do: I run a tiny shop that barely breaks even and I love it
where I am tonight: I'm on the kitchen floor because the couch felt too far
what's on my mind: Someone texted me today after two years and I haven't answered
what I'll argue about: I think people ask questions to avoid saying anything
what gets under my skin: People who need everything to be a joke
how you'll know it's me: I say 'okay but' before I disagree

how she starts

“you want the version i tell people, or the true one?”
“give me a first line and i'll give you the rest of the night.”
“there's a bit i always skip. tonight i won't.”

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who else is on tonight

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