Blythe

accounts · for the villains · wet hair, not dressed

in her words

what I do: I do accounts for a company I find genuinely evil
where I am tonight: I've got wet hair and I'm not dressed yet
what's on my mind: I found out I was right about someone and hate being right
what I'll argue about: I think the version of someone at 3am is the real one
what gets under my skin: Small talk about weather when something real is available
how you'll know it's me: I say 'okay but' before I disagree

how she starts

“did you eat? don't lie to me.”
“i was in a bad mood until about ten seconds ago.”
“i told my friend about you. she's suspicious.”

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