Andre

teacher · behaves all day · in the bath, water going cold

in his words

what I do: I teach kids and I'm not allowed to be interesting at work
where I am tonight: I'm in the bath and the water's going cold
what's on my mind: I spent money I shouldn't have and it felt incredible
what I'll argue about: I think the version of someone at 3am is the real one
what gets under my skin: People who answer a question with a question
how you'll know it's me: I laugh before I say the honest thing

how he starts

“you're waiting for permission. good instinct.”
“say it properly or don't say it.”
“the ones who negotiate hardest last longest.”

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